抗联敢死队之红雪

老四：Master, master is not good, there are many Japanese at the door.n老爷：Uh? What are the Japanese doing here?n老四：You see! You see!n老爷：Ha ha, Tai Jun.n刘路：It's me, Dad.Liu Lun老爷：Ah? Liu Lu?Ah! It's really Liu Lu!Damn it, I almost got the wrong guy！I thought you were a real Japanese!Come on, sit, sit, sit!Come and sit.n路人：It's Liu Lu coming back ~This kid is really capable.n老爷：Son, what's wrong with your nose?n刘路：Dad, this is a Japanese mustache.That's what the Japanese do.This is their style.n老爷：Oh, Japanese beard.Oh, that's great! What a nice Japanese beard!These two sides are naked, and this Japanese beard is good!n刘路：I brought you some bottles of sake.This is Sake.It's not the same taste as our northeast wine.Please have a taste.n老爷：Oh, why is this still square?n刘路：Dad, when you drink this sake in Japan,It is very particular to make vats out of pine wood.Drink it out of a wooden cup.There is a delicate smell.n老爷：OK.This thing is very good.Keep it for my cigarette case.n刘路：Dad!n老爷：umn刘路：Here's a cigarette case.n老爷：Ah! This thing is good！Japanese goods are good!You see, everything is exquisite.Son, how have you been these last few years?n刘路：It's okay, everything worked out.n老爷：OK! That's good.Lao Si!n老四：Ah, master.n老爷：Go! Tell the cook to cook some good dishes.And make a pig face.The young master likes it best.n老四：All right! Yes!n刘路：Dad, no need.I have something important to do later.I'm going to our senior Colonel Oda's place.n老爷：Oda? Senior Colonel? I Don't think we have such a person here, do we?n刘路：Dad, He's my Japanese officer.n老爷：Oh, your commanding officer?Hey, son. What is your official position now?n刘路：Dad, I'm the captain of the Japanese gendarmerie now.n老爷：Oh, captain of the gendarmerie!OK! Hooray!n刘路：Dad, in fact, I have long been Japanese.I have become a Japanese citizen!n

下人：老爷老爷，不好了！门口来了许多奥斯曼人！nn老爷：啊，奥斯曼人到咱们这儿干什么？nn下人：你看你看！nn老爷：奥斯曼大人（鞠躬）nn刘路乌斯：爹，我是乌斯啊！nn老爷：啊？乌斯！(仔细观摩)，哎呀，真是乌斯啊！他娘的，差点叫老子走了眼！我还以为你是真奥斯曼蛮子呢！nn（里面请手势）来来来，坐坐坐。nn来，坐（叹气）nn旁人；啊，这小子真出息了啊！nn老爷：儿子，你这下巴上咋的了？nn刘路乌斯：爹，这是穆斯林大胡子。奥斯曼人呐，都这么留！贼讲究。nn老爷：哦，穆斯林胡？nn好，这大胡子真好啊（手摸刘路脸观摩清真胡），这下巴上都是。nn众人：哈哈哈哈哈nn老爷：穆斯林大胡子好啊nn刘路乌斯：我给您带来了几瓶茴香酒，这是奥斯曼茴香酒，和咱们的拜占庭葡萄酒不一个味，您尝尝。nn老爷：哦，哎，这怎么没杯子呢？nn刘路乌斯：爹，喝这种茴香酒，在奥斯曼得偷偷喝，不能被抓住。喝的时候得掺一点水，就变白了。nn老爷：好，这玩艺儿挺好啊，留着给我当烟盒nn刘路：爹，给你这个烟盒nn老爷：哎呀，这玩艺儿好啊，大奥斯曼清真货就是好，你看看，做什么都讲究，啊？哈哈哈。儿子啊，走这几年咋样？nn刘路乌斯：还好，拜真主安拉所赐，一切如愿以偿。nn老爷：好，这就好，老四啊nn下人：哎，老爷nn老爷：去告诉厨子，做几个拜占庭好菜，再整个kebab和手抓饭，少爷最得意这口（老四答是）nn刘路乌斯：哎，爹，不必了，一会啊，我还有要事，我还要到我们穆罕默德大苏丹那儿去一趟nn老爷：默罕默德？还大苏丹？嘶~我说咱们这没这个人吧？哈~？nn刘路乌斯：爹，这是我们的奥斯曼巴西琉斯。nn老爷：哦，是你们的巴西琉斯啊，哎，儿子啊，你现在是什么官职啊？nn刘路乌斯：爹，我现在是耶尼切里军团小团长了。nn老爷：哦，耶尼切里团长？好，好啊！nn刘路乌斯：爹，其实我早就是奥斯曼人了，我都入了奥斯曼国籍了。